How I know my hormones are out of control

I started weeping today when I heard "Come Dancing" by the Kinks on the radio. Seriously.

Also, I drove today for the first time since Sunday, and now my belly hits the steering wheel. I have to put my seat really far up to touch the pedals because my legs are so short, but now my baby belly fills the gap. Soon I won't be able to drive anymore at all.