Imagine a string of curses here

So I'm currently in hour 14 of what I'm hoping is a 24-hour bug, and I feel absolutely rotten. Awful things have been coming out of me on both ends (including rotten egg burps, dear brothers), and I can't keep even apple juice down. I have been trying to sleep, but once I find a comfortable position, I am interrupted by a need to run down the hall to the bathroom. So I'm just rolling around, feeling miserable and moaning to myself.

This is certainly not what I had in mind to kick off my summer. The weather is finally improving, and there's so much fun to be had, but I'm stuck inside feeling like crap. So I'll complain here, then go back to bed and watch some more TLC and maybe try some toast later in the evening. If you're bored, I'll be around.